Humpty Dumpty - The yolk to my shell

             Priest Yolkenhiemer "I now prounounce u egg and wife... I may kiss the shell." Humpty kissed Yolklanda. They were happily married, their honey moon was so egg-citing (lets not get into that). They soon enough headed back home and they were as happy as can be. Yolklanda sat next to Humpty, kissed him and said "I love you." He said "i love you too." She sighed suspiciously in releif. Humpty asked "Whats wrong?" Very sarcastically she said "Oh... nothing...." She left and Humpty wa thinking 'Could she be cheating on me?'
            He didnt over analyze it until....... He came home from working at the Carton. He heard an unusual sound coming from out the door. An egg and his womam speaking French and sounding exhausted. He ran back down the hall way and walked back up making it seem he barely came home he saw the guy walk out the door. They passed by each other andgave the mad egg look.
           Humpty walked in and Yolklanda asked "How was your day?" Humpty barged in and said "Who was that!!!!???" Humpty was so mad, sad, and he wanted to cry! But he got to his point. She burst out "Okay I cheated on you! We are not a good couple." Humpty left.
          He went to a bridge and sat on the edge. he weeped and cried, and cried and weeped. He losed his balance, fell of the wall, and shattered into a million pieces. The Funeral was Devastating..........